- The Philosopher’s Stone
Porn star name = first pet + first street you lived on
So mine’s Sammy Berchman.
Not too bad.
Missy Pearl.
…
Maya Johnson?
Bocas Arroyo. Why the fuck does it sound like… one of those latin porn-stars that do cameos in soaps?!
Sophie Wermut
Sounds like a drunken Queen… :D
(Source: monoclelewinsky)






